Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off