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Jeralyn, Graduatedd,

electricreature:

kermitthefrrog:

WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A PERSON AND YOU’RE NOT SURE IF THEYRE FLIRTING BACK AT YOU OR THEY’RE JUST BEING REALLY FRIENDLY

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lmao


This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated.

Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via perfect)

pc4nn:

bereiken:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

i want to read this book someone please write it

can i be good at writing so i can write this book

pc4nn:

bereiken:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

i want to read this book someone please write it

can i be good at writing so i can write this book


pikisnapsnap:

whyialwaysgottheextracookie:

edwardspoonhands:

assbutts-and-sherlocked-idjits:

andrewquo:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK

the most perfect post. 

This is marvelous and I very much want this to be a YouTube video so that it can be more easily digestible.

But I will point out that you’re not going to get toxic shock syndrome because you leave your tampon in for an extra 3 minutes. Toxic shock is a rare disease and the chances of getting it can be increased by the prolonged use of tampons. Incidence is about 0.003% per year of tampon-using women. (That’s roughly the murder rate in the US…though, to be clear, for all people, whether or not they use tampons)

In other words…you do not have a time bomb ticking in your crotch. Toxic shock is rare, but be aware of the symptoms just in case.

IT SHOULD BE LAW FOR EVERY MAN TO READ THIS AT LEAST ONCE.

Shit…i knew it was bad…but…FUCK…FUCK…thank fuck i have a dick…


doctorsilencewillfall:

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master

doctorsilencewillfall:

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master


sorryexcuseforsorry:

I’M NOT SORRY FOR WRITING THIS MOTHERFUCKER

sorryexcuseforsorry:

I’M NOT SORRY FOR WRITING THIS MOTHERFUCKER


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