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are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
"Over the break I’ve decided to assign some —"
"There’s one minute left so sit down and solve this —"
"I don’t care if you have three tests tomorrow, it’s not my job to —"
can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs
like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?
honestly companies/places that do that are scum
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can